Cheri Oteri

as Gail Hailstorm

as Jackie Backster

as (archive footage)

as Dr. Baba Brown

as Lazlo the Mechanic

as Self

as Self

as Sister Dymphna

as Penny

as Various (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Sleeping Beauty / Actress (voice)

as Zora Charmichaels

as Doreen Nickle (voice)

as Maria Villanova

as Ms. Heller

as Bernadette Best

as Gail Hailstorm

as Self

as Molly

as Jane