Hank Azaria

as Self - Actor & Matthew's Friend

as Perplexo (voice)

as Moe (voice)

as Self

as Frank Dipascali

as Srul Katz

as Self

as Gargamel

as Jerry Damiano

as Chaz Babcock

as Gargamel (voice)

as Gargamel

as Gargamel (voice)

as Mighty Sven (voice)

as Dr. Stan Knight

as Self

as Kahmunrah / The Thinker / Abe Lincoln

as Pharaoh Kahmunrah

as Abraham

as Abbie Hoffman / Allen Ginsberg (voice)

as Self

as Professor Frink / Comic Book Guy / Moe / Chief Wiggum / Lou / Carl / Cletus / Bumblebee Man / Male EPA Worker / Dome Depot Announcer / Kissing Cop / Carnival Barker / Counter Man / Apu / Drederick Tatum / Sea Captain / EPA Passenger / Robot / Dr. Nick / Wise Guy (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Young Patches O'Houlihan

as Daniel Collins

as Claude

as Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum/ Frink/ Comic Book Guy (voice)

as (archive footage)

as Mordechaj Anielewicz

as Hector Gorgonzolas

as Prof. Groeteschele

as Self

as Chief Wiggum / Prof. John Frink (voice)

as Mitch Albom

as Blue Raja / Jeffrey

as Marc Blitzsetin

as Charles Danner

as Victor 'Animal' Palotti

as David

as Carter

as Walter Plane

as Bartok (voice)

as Steven Lardner

as Agador

as Alan Marciano

as Bud Kent

as Albert Freedman

as Detective

as Buzz