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as Nathaniel Turner
as Self
as Ezra Wilcott
as Sanborn
as Viktor Petrovich
as Richard
as Hamilton Crassus III
as Byrne
as Robert Wainwright
as Patrick Quinn
as Ellison Betts
as Mickey Donovan
as Justice Burger
as Self - Interviewee
as Narrator
as John
as Ben Crowley
as Gus
as Earl Hall
as Principle Skinner
as Henry Shaw Sr.
as Father Peter
as Moriarty
as Jerry the Dog (voice)
as Paul Bryant
as The Voice
as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim (archive footage)
as Van Helsing
as (archive footage)
as Jon Koski
as President George Washington
as Creighton
as Francis Tierney, Sr.
as Jon Voight
as Jacob Samuelson
as Defense Secretary John Keller
as Patrick Gates
as Principal Dimly
as Hamilton Cage
as Adolph Rupp
as Dr. Crazx
as Self (archive footage)
as —
as Bill Biscane / Kane
as Edward
as Senator Thomas Jordan (D-CT)
as Billy Rowles
as Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir"
as Coach Chuck Dichter
as SS-Brigadeführer Jürgen Stroop
as Storyteller
as Lord Richard Croft
as Howard Cosell
as Franklin D. Roosevelt
as Larry Zoolander
as Michel
as Self - Host
as Coach Bud Kilmer
as Lt. Palladino
as Jack Killoran
as Reynolds
as Inspector Ned Kenny
as Blind Man
as Peter Willcox
as Gen. Adam Woodward, alias Lt. Col. Grant Casey
as Paul Serone
as Leo F. Drummond
as John Wright
as Jim Phelps
as Ry Weston
as Yarik
as Nate
as Alfred Kroeber
as Dr. Robert Gale
as Edward / James
as Jack Chismore
as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim
as J.P. Tannen
as Alex Kovac
as Billy
as Walter Tschanz
as Luke Martin
as Peter Miller
as Pat Conroy
as Vic Bealer
as Ed Gentry
as 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder
as A
as Joe Buck
as Fearless Frank
as Russ
as Curly Bill Brocius