Marlon Wayans

as Shorty Meeks

as Narrator (voice)

as George Raveling

as Self

as Ted White

as Mr. Tortoise (voice)

as Dean

as Self

as Levy

as Self

as Lightning (voice)

as Self

as Ripcord

as Buster

as Calvin

as Danny Styles

as Marcus Anthony Copeland II / Tiffany Wilson

as Gawain MacSam

as Shorty Meeks

as Self

as Self

as Shorty Meeks

as Tyrone C. Love

as Snails

as Pedestrian