Phil Hartman

as Various (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Bill Clinton (voice)

as The Continental Announcer (voice)

as Self / Various Characters

as Self

as Phil Fimple

as The President

as Ted Maltin

as MAJ Colin Thorn

as Tom Morgan (voice)

as Comic Cop

as Marlax

as Ranger John "Vicky" Johnson

as Virgil Robinson

as Hal Edison

as Bennedict, SAT Coach

as Bly Manager

as Self

as Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")

as Ted Davis

as Sam

as Man at Airport with Gun