Rachel Dratch

as Ms. Weber (voice)

as Debbie

as Self

as Kelly

as Aunt Diane

as Phil's Wife

as Self

as Kirsten Brant

as Self

as Various (archive footage)

as Rachel (archive footage)

as Benefits Supervisor

as Female MC

as Alice / Alan

as Very Drunk Chick

as Reiner's Secretary

as Gladys

as Self